Went to a spontaneous gatho and tasted goon for...
I think I’m just going to brush my teeth a thousand times over. Vile, disgusting substance.
Someone get me to 300 followers, Jesus Christ.
I’m getting up at 7 tomorrow to go to the boyfriends house. Seven am. S e v e n a m. Dear god. Totally worth it though.
I fucking love my mum, holy jesus.
She just called me and told me to check my email. I had told her that I was terrible at budgeting, and was having trouble with my math assignment. She did 80% of it for me. While she was at work, instead of doing her own work. Holy jesus.
Anonymous asked: I wish I was as perfect as you.
My leg is twitching.
Why is my leg twitching. Make it stop.
illestzombie: Flight of the Conchords...